Well my name is maurice how do ya do
I like to eat a lot of food
And I really really really really like you
Oh baby boo
I said hey
I said hey (HEY)
We could all have a good time
I said hey
I said hey (HEY)
I could make you a turkey, I could bake you a ham
When you taste my sauce you'll be sayin' oh damn
This is a really really really good ham
Huh? It's a really good ham
Here's the special of the night I hope you're listening
'Cause there's just one thing that I'm missing
It's you (who?) see the hairy dude?
The one next to him (oh she's very cute)
(you should talk to her) yes I agree
'Cause I want her to admire me
So I brought her ham on a wheat roll
And she said man I wanted meatloaf
I said hey (HEY)
We could all have a good time
I said hey
Well it's time to give her somethin' pleasin'
Bring on the meatloaf with the finest seasonin'
'Tis the season to be jolly
'Cause Maurice 'bout to get hella ballin'
Ya I stole some meatloaf from the fridge
Don't tell mom 'cause she's a bitch
If I want to make this girl mine
I got to give her somethin' quite sublime
Somethin' that she's never dined on before
'Cause she's a certified 10 and I'm a certified 4
But then my mom walks in the kitchen she's like
"Maurice my meatloaf's missin'"
My mom said now son of mine
I know that you love to dine
But if you ever want to find
Happiness you gotta stop stealin' my meatloaf...
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