Confucian Girls Take Your Money

from We Take Ourselves Very Seriously by Mischievous Badger

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Confucian girls take your money
Confucian girls take your money
Confucian girls take your money
Confucian girls take your money

If you a girl from a Chinese Religion
You ain't gonna get my cash
'Cause I gave it to a Confucian
And never got it back

She was like "I prefer old white-bearded guys
To American douches"
And that is how I lost my girl
To a Chinese cat named Confucius

Confucian girls take your money
Confucian girls take your money
Confucian girls take your money
Confucian girls take your money

She was like "how do you know how to do this
When you just be worshippin' Jesus?"
I said "I know a helluva lot more than any of you Buddhists
'Cause I just worship my penis!"

And you may be wonderin' what I did
To get back at her for revenge
Well, I took her out to a nice seafood dinner
And never called her again

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from We Take Ourselves Very Seriously, released August 22, 2010

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