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Bacon Addiction

from On A Voyage by Mischievous Badger

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lyrics

(COME ON)
Doctor you're mistaken
The only thing wrong with me is these cravings
(COME ON)
Ain't no pill that I can be takin
To keep me from lovin' that delicious bacon, just like
(YUM YUM)
Ever since I was young
There was nobody there to tell me beware, so I
(CHOW DOWN)
All times of the day
I'll eat until all of that swine's gone away

Because ever since I was a little boy I refused to eat anything but breakfast
And even then only if that morning meal was much heartier than lame old chex mix
One day my mother, she served me beef, so I threw the plate back and it barely missed
And that was the first of many times she said "boy we're gonna take you to the therapist"

(COME ON)
Doctor you're mistaken
The only thing wrong with me is these cravings
(COME ON)
Ain't no pill that I can be takin
To keep me from lovin' that delicious bacon, just like
(YUM YUM)
Ever since I was young
There was nobody there to tell me beware, so I
(CHOW DOWN)
All times of the day
I'll eat until all of that swine's gone away

Bacon addiction is a serious problem
Like a psychedelic band with a delirious followin'
And they can be picturin' a mysterious goblin
But the monster chasing me is deleterious hog bum
And everyone thinks that I'm sick and impaired
Cause I give any pig I meet a conspicuous stare
When I'm done with a meal I still sit in my chair
And I pick up my plate and start licking it bare

Breakfast is my favorite meal
But if there's bacon lunch has the same appeal
It's the only food that can make me feel
Like it's my favorite
Cause it's the greatest

Tri-tip's too lean and salmon's too flat
Ham tastes like cheese and turkey tastes like crap
Ribs are only decent, halibut's just lame
Sausage looks like feces and tripe looks like brains
Barbecue sauce is overrated
I don't need my pork cuts marinated
Only a couple bites before I get jaded
But my need for more bacon never is satiated

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from On A Voyage, released September 3, 2011

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